Manny the Sexy Badger King

clara-oswald:

you’re my impossible girl.

(via embracethequirkiness)

i don’t know how to not swear

i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

it’s a problem

(Source: believed, via whynotjanice)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via achildofthefandoms)

(Source: clarabosswins, via the-vashta-nerada)

illogical-tribble:

iflops:

Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:

Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing

Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing

McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—

Spock: *insert sass here*

McCoy: *insert more sass here*

Kirk: *goes and does the thing*

Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*

Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*

Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*

Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.

(via consulting-merthur-in-the-tardis)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via wibblywobblymoffatywoffaty)

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

(via achildofthefandoms)

(Source: jennamarblesflog, via achildofthefandoms)

adrenaline-revolver:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

Naruto saves Captain America. 

(via embracethequirkiness)