Manny the Sexy Badger King |
Once upon a time there was a Manny. She was a powerful hufflepuff that was in the frog choir and got a little bit crazy when she saw unicorns insisting "There must be a cutie mark!" Then one day she found a giant badger, tamed it, named it Jeoffrey, and then used it as her trusty steed. The badger one day morphed into a badger mole and taught Manny the art of earth bending. eventually, Manny morphed into a badger herself and became Manirus, King of all Badgers. she was a good king and gave all her subjects cookies. ((stuff i post: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, My Little Pony, AtlA, Avengers, Marianas Trench, and Merlin)) OTHER PROMINENT MEMBERS OF THE BADGER KINGDOM OF SETTHAVEN: Brooke, Queen of all Badgers, Hannah, Princess of the badgers, Archduke of Badgerlot: thathowliegringa Duchess of Badgerlot: deliciousscones Jester of the Bagder Court: squigglyrocks Knights of the Cookie Table: brie1337, dystopicpineapple, hibbergashen-spyderp, a-freeweeling-bisexual, secretly-a-timelord, Mistress of the king: communistdaycarecenter |
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
I can’t believe I’m comatose and I’m dreaming about being on tumblr
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